Prank letter. Any good?

I want to send a prank letter?
to some randem people for the phone book. What do you think of my first attemp? Has taken me a long time to get it right. Any good? Oh and send them to other peoples houses but with their neighbors name on it.

Dear Mr G. Brown ,

With reference to your telephone conversation on the 21 March with my colleague Jeremy Dundole, thank you for taking the time to raise your concerns regarding our continence products. All concerns are important to TENA and we welcome the opportunity to address the issues you have raised.

I am sorry to hear about the problems you have experienced recently with the TENA disposable pull-up range. TENA are the leading supplier of hygiene products for bladder weakness and faecal incontinence here in the UK, we find it deeply upsetting that your pads unexpectedly leaked. We are sincerely sorry. We can only speculate on how unpleasant it must have been for you..

After a lengthy investigation we could not find any sufficient evidence to say our product was to fault. We can not take any responsibility.

We suggest you use a more absorbent undergarment as our adult disposable pull-up may be unsuitable for your urine incontinence. We recommend you try our TENA SLIP all-in-one nappy for added security.

Should your encounter any more problems with your incontinence pads leaking please get in touch as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely,
Sure, I don’t mind.

Although I think that your idea is funny, it is really a waste of time and you most likely will not be getting any responses and if it is reported and you were traced you could be prosecuted for what is called Mail Fraud. It is not worth the time and energy or expense for no satisfaction, and for potential government stupidity if you were to be reported and caught.

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My old dog has had a little problem with age related incontinence lately, mostly while he sleeps (just a little bit while he lays down, but enough that he smells and his bedding smells). We are getting him the male doggie diapers to save our whole place from smelling like pee, but how can we keep him from smelling like pee? We’ve tried using doggie bath wipes, and baby powder, but those don’t really work too well.

My concern is keep his groin clean and to get rid of the smell. I know rubbing alcohol is great for getting the smell out of carpet. Can I use a damp cloth with rubbing alcohol on it to clean his groin area?

no no no no no.
Isopropyl (rubbing alcohol) is not going to be good for your dog. If its his groin that’s a sensitive area and will dry it out and irritate it. Would you put it on your groin??
It would also strip the hair of its natural oils and his dandruff would be itchy and uncomfortable.
I have no suggestions on what you can use other than typical dog shampoo’s, but surely DO NOT use rubbing alcohol!!!

I saw a commercial on t.v. it was "something" active or active "something" and it had an older woman swinging on a tree swing and there is a little girl with her. It says that your incontinent supplies may be paid for by medicaid/medicare. Thank you for any information.

www.activstyle.com

1-800-651-6223

My cat is 15 years old and has sporatic bowel incontinence 4 times in the last month. She doesn’t even know poop is coming out! (it is NOT behavioral). Her geriatric profile a few days ago showed she had the blood work/labs of a 2 year old cat. My vet could give no answers.

The first thing you have to do is look at the cat’s age. Quite frequently, old cats (like old people) lose some control over those "muscles" and so they experience the incontinence. I had a cat who had both fecal and urinary incontinence, but that was due to a spinal injury. So mostly, I would just say the poor baby is old. Just clean her up and take care of her. I took care of my cat for two years with the same issue, but hers was daily. Good luck! I hope she gets better soon,and that she keeps on giving you love for a very long time.

i had bladder infection last year…and i took antibiotics about 2 weeks. last week i had a check up…the nurse said theres still bladder infection…should i take more antibiotics? i kno cranberry juice helps..
am i gonna get kidney infection?

Physician may order the urine culture and sensitivity test to know if your infection is due to bacteria that have developed resistance to common antibiotics.
Using the lab results, antibiotics can be prescribed. It is important to do full course, keep clean hygeine, drink plenty of water and follow up urine examination for cure.

With reference to your telephone conversation on the 21 March with my colleague Jeremy Dundole, thank you for taking the time to raise your concerns regarding our continence products. All concerns are important to TENA and we welcome the opportunity to address the issues you have raised.

I am sorry to hear about the problems you have experienced recently with the TENA disposable pull-up range. TENA are the leading supplier of hygiene products for bladder weakness and faecal incontinence here in the UK, we find it deeply disturbing that your pad unexpectedly exploded while doing you shopping leaving you covered in faeces. We are sincerely sorry. We can only speculate on how unpleasant it must have been for you and the shoppers around you.

After a lengthy investigation we could not find any sufficient evidence to say our product was to fault. We can not take any responsibility.

We suggest you use a more absorbent undergarment as our adult disposable pull-up may be unsuitable for your chronic faecal incontinence. We recommend you try our TENA SLIP all-in-one nappy for added security. As a gesture of good will we will send you a packet of our TENA SLIPS as soon as possible.

Should your encounter any more problems with your incontinence pads exploding again please get in touch as soon as possible Mr Brown on the number above or email me at jenny-dribbles@hotmail.co.uk

Yours sincerely,

Jenny Dribbles, Customer Care Team
Oh, I’m a british subject so don’t give me the American postel grap talk please.

It’s funny.
*laughing*
You should send it.

33 yr old male patient shot in the back. Entry is posterior just right of the mid line at level of the second thoracic vertebrae. Is incontinence a complication of this injury? And if so, where could I find documentation to back this up?

If this gunshot wound (GSW) penetrated the spine, then incontinence (and paralysis) is likely. At T2, the injury is quite high, and it may include some degree of paralysis of the respiratory muscles and upper extremities, too.

Using a dermatome chart will help you to determine where a spinal injury would have an effect. The WikiPedia entry on dermatomes is a good one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermatome_(anatomy)

If his spinal column is intact after the GSW, than incontinence and paralysis is much less likely. Of course, the nerve bundle leaving the spinal column could be damaged, which would cause weakness/paralysis on that side and along that dermatome. Also, T2 is also at a bad place. If the bullet continues, it will likely cause damage to the lungs, heart, great vessels, etc.

Good luck with your studies and cheers!

What diagnosis would this patient most likely receive?
I was given this question in nursing school, and did not recieve any further details.

Anaphylaxis does involve all of these symptoms, so I think that sounds like a good answer. Thanks.

It’s really too difficult to even begin to diagnose a patient with all these symptoms without first delving further into the patients background and history.

It’s best that the patient spoke to a doctor to clearly assess and explain what it could be.

Your doctor will tell you what treatment will work best for you. Good luck!

Invariably I watch T.V. at meal times,I daresay in line with many others.Personally I find that more often than before I am disgusted with a whole series of graphic images that I can well do without.
I do not want to see someone’s obscene state of a toilet just so that a lavatory cleaner/bleach product can be promoted.Anyone who leaves their toilet in such a state should be locked away.Neither do I want to hear about diarrhoea cures , remedies for constipation or have close up illustrations of adolescent acne appear on the screen just as I am about to eat.
And I’m sorry ladies-female urinary incontinence is a subject I can well remain ignorant about and "that time of the month|’ and its associated products I feel would be best confined to the pages of women’s magazines along with all the accompanying illustrations.
Its not just the ads.Why for heaven’s sake is it that after every atrocity in Iraq do we need the mandatory blood on the pavement scene? The whole thing is a TURN OFF.

Well if everyone would turn off the darn TV for a change instead of sitting in front of it day and night we wouldn’t have to worry about this question would we. Not trying to be mean, but I watch less than 6 hours of TV a week and my son watches even less which is one of the best thing that I can do for him as a mother.