How can I go about securing an audition for High School Musical XXVI: Attack of the Zombie Teachers?
I already have the High School Musical Tee Shirt, the High School Musical Lunch Box, the High School Musical Sheet Set, the High School Musical Action Figures, the High School Musical Garden Tools, the High School Musical Incontinence Pads, the High School Musical Acne Medication, the High School Musical Male Itch Powder….all I need now is the chance to be a High School Musical Star! Gleem! Gleem!*
*that’s the sound of my eyes sparkling
Thanks Joe. I thought that’s how the world worked. Now I’m psyched!
Just call Disney! I’m SURE they have massive American Idol-style auditions for anybody who feels like they’re good enough! You don’t even need to have any sort of professional experience, any training, or go through the proper avenues! You just walk into a room, sing a few bars from Wicked, and they’ll see that you’re just that ****ing special! As long as you believe in yourself, any ridiculous dream you have will come true! Just believe in yourself, and the very laws of physics will bend to your every whim! Believe in yourself! BELIEVE!
what? is that going to be the next movie?
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I’m asuming that you’re being facetious… in which case, bravo, because I am not a fan of the High School Musical mania that has not only taken over the minds of innocent Disney-watching youth, but infiltrated the performing arts.
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Just call Disney! I’m SURE they have massive American Idol-style auditions for anybody who feels like they’re good enough! You don’t even need to have any sort of professional experience, any training, or go through the proper avenues! You just walk into a room, sing a few bars from Wicked, and they’ll see that you’re just that ****ing special! As long as you believe in yourself, any ridiculous dream you have will come true! Just believe in yourself, and the very laws of physics will bend to your every whim! Believe in yourself! BELIEVE!
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just because u love the movie doesnt mean ur a good actor/ess. i doubt theyll b impress when u show up decked out in HSM. o and btw, i doubt theyll b a HSM 26. sry. but call them, who knows?
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Oh, I KNOW you can do it!
Dance your cares away!
Sing your cares away!
And you could meet all those young girls……..
Oh my! What could transpire then!
Go for it Ron!
Hahahaha incontinence pads? Jeesh, you don’t need them, your not that old…..yet!
Take the itch powder and head to Vegas!
You might have do do a lot of pretending.
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